You Should Have Listened to Your Mother
Why?! Mama!!
She was young too you know?
She knew about cocks and throbbing wet nights too you know?!
Yes. To you, she’s just a washed up cow.
But once upon a time… she was this:
The young sweet meat of untainted flesh.
She, He, They would be succulent treat for demons, blood suckers, spirit stealers and unholy hearts.
Every Cell in Your Body. New. Forever.
Cheat death. Every single day of your undead life.
Sounds a contradiction, until you’re enjoying it, that is.
Can you say… After Life Hack?
Lick Old Age. Suck on Youth's Teat.
The best thing about youth is that it’s sprouting each day.
We get to enjoy it by absorbing their delicate little darling souls to feed our darkling crumbly sage selves.
Death to Go
Souls are just slabs of psychic meat and bones. Sucked dry to grey lifeless slop. Come get it before it turns your appetite.
Cheers to Your Lack of Health
When you’re getting closer to the end, you’ll see that it was all for everything.
Virgins or Not - Still Delicious
There is a scent funeral directors don’t tell you about. An almost cloying fragrance when someone leaves their mortal husk behind.
We, in the eternity business, know it as something all the more thrilling, delectable, seductively scrumptious.
Have Dry, Dead Body? Not Anymore.
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